Italy: Germany…I’ve resorted to selling myself for pasta.
Germany: Vhat?! You have plenty of money! I can give you some, why are you doing zis?
Italy: Because Germany
Italy: I can say
Italy: I’m a
Germany: K but seriously put on pants and come home
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
Let talk about Sex! Drop one in my ask box to tell me what you would do to/with/for my character!
★ I’d Dominate you
☆ I’d Submit for you
☼ In public
✪ Put on a Show (exhibitionism)
○ Be my Slave
◎ Be my Master
☾ Dress up
♪ Talk Dirty
☺Make a baby
☑ Add your own!